I’m so excited to announce my new high-fashion lifestyle brand, called DSGN. (Pronounced ‘deh-sig-née’ obviously.)
My co-Chief Brand Officers and I are announcing our Winter 2019 cycle of products. Each one is crafted to enrich every part of your life.
- Indeterminate Spin — our fast-paced, push-your-limits indoor cycling experience.
- Dark Patterns — unique high-end alcohols and custom crafted cocktails from your favorite mixologists, including our artisan artisanal grain alcohol “Kern”
- Flexbox — ingenious, collapsable suitcases that are designed for when you’re in flight and at home planning your next adventure.
- TableView — bespoke plate, silver, and glassware that is sure to please even the most discerning of guests.
- Hamburger Menu — a delectable diner popup restaurant in Chicago. You’ll be addicted to our fries and milkshakes, we guarantee it.
- Segmented Controller — perfectly ergonomic, simple-yet-powerful home theatre universal remote controllers.
- Affordance — a revolutionary no-limits, total rewards credit card.
- Gulf of Evaluation & Gulf of Execution — a thoughtful HR platform for hiring and 360 reviews that will help you build and nurture your superstar team.
Lastly — our highest concept product yet:
- Sketch — the must-have anonymous hookup app for your iPhone XS.