Director of Design at Hologram, your favorite, global, cellular IoT platform. Always emotionally, often physically in an airport.

June 10, 2016

Things I Say While Driving

(According to my boyfriend.)

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

I’m sure this originated on Tumblr. Where exactly, I’m not sure…


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